Here we have three Danes, pretending to be a Dane, A Norwegian, and a Swede. Hereafter, the aforementioned parties shall be known as:
Kalle(Dane:Hat and Glasses)
Sjel (Norwegian:Red suspenders and white shirt)
Björn(Swede:Big Beard and guitar)
[Music]
B: In a little boat we sit and kiss,
K: In the middle of Oeresund sit two queers in love.
B: A moment of love on Oeresund,
K: Kiss me with your full beardy mouth,
B: Of course, my Danish friend. [Eskimo kisses. Beardy mouth.]
B: For we are humping out on the sound, it is our secret tradition
K: We cuddle a bit, and stroke gently
B: And taste a bit on each other's wieners. Taste my weiner. [Sjel rests hand on Björn approvingly]
K: Hey now! What is that? A boat is coming closer...
B: Look! The Norwegian flag! There is a lonely man, in that boat.
S: Hello there. My name is Sjel. Shall I be welcomed and warmed here tonight?
K: Oh why yes! Naturally!
B: For we are humping out on the sound
S: It is good, to be three! The boat rocks a little
K: We hump gently
B: And you best believe we're getting it, in the channel.
[All, benevolently ] In the channel.
B: Yes! For we are humping out on the sound
S: May I puff upon your worm?
B: Yes! Munch upon my branch until it is clean
K: And hold me and tell me I'm your cuddly bear!
[S&K, affectionately] Our cuddly bear!
[Humming and Saw]
[Sausages]
[All] Yes! we are humping out on the sound!
S: We're having a big homo convention!
K: You are so beautiful
B: May I see your cock?
S: You certainly may. I have no trousers on.
[All] No trousers on. [Trousers, thumbs up]
[All] We have been humping on the sound!
K: And we've done bum gymnastics
S: I'll see you again
B: Adieu my friend,
[All] And next Saturday, we will be humping, on Oeresund,
Once again.
Once again...
[Saw] [Joy]
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